Business Requirements are Bullshit

Some CEO emailed me the other day. I don’t remember who it was; people mail me all the time about their blah blah yawn product service thingy, and on the rare occasions I bother to read mail from strangers,...

Why Kotlin Is Better Than Whatever Dumb Language You’re Using

Ah, clickbait.  Where would the internet be without it?  The answer will shock you! But seriously, I didn’t mean to insult your favorite language… much.  After all, your language of choice is probably getting better at a glacial pace....

Simple Ideas About Auto Repair That Will Help You in Toronto

Loads of individuals will experience auto issues in their life. Lamentably, many don’t have the skills, information or time to repair a vehicle without anyone’s help. This post aims to aid you in repairing your auto without anyone else...

Blogger Finger

Well! I’ve sure had a nice relaxing blog-free year. No worries, no haters, no Nooglers wandering by my office and staring at me through the window as if they expect me to crap in my hand and hurl it...

Wikileaks To Leak 5000 Open Source Java Projects With All That Private/Final Bullshit Removed

EYJAFJÖLL, ICELAND — Java programmers around the globe are in a panic today over a Wikileaks press release issued at 8:15am GMT. Wikileaks announced that they will re-release the source code for thousands of Open Source Java projects, making...

eBay Patents 10-Click Checkout

San Jose, CA (Reuters) — Online auctions cartel eBay (NASDAQ: EBAY) and its collections and incarceration arm PayPal announced that on July 21, 2011, the two companies had jointly been awarded United States Patent No. 105960411 for their innovative...

Haskell Researchers Announce Discovery of Industry Programmer Who Gives a Shit

The worldwide Haskell community met up over beers today to celebrate their unprecedented discovery of an industry programmer who gives a shit about Haskell. On Wednesday, researchers issued a press release revealing that 27-year-old Seth Briars of North Carolina,...

Hacker News Fires Steve Yegge

I woke up this morning…ish… to discover that Hacker News had finally had enough of me being at Google, so they forced me into early retirement. On Monday I was honored to be able to deliver a keynote talk...

The Borderlands Gun Collector’s Club

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The Borderlands 2 Gun Discarders Club

This is basically a review of, and a pros/cons rant about, Borderlands 2. If you’re not into it, just don’t read it! I’ll write about stuff you like some other time. Maybe. So! I’m not the kind of person...